3.30.2007
I've Gone but I'm back
Last post seems to be moldy, a week and a day age post, but one thing is clear, that the Clown needs to revitalize to be freed from mind’s distress after having been homed for few days. Unimportant to neither detail the absence nor elaborate things related to nonexistence, it is tiring. What matter most is, the Clown is back. Ready to struggle against life’s storm and fight over the mountainous task. Welcome back to myself. |
posted by scavenger at 3/30/2007
3.13.2007
Your Age by Chololate Math
It takes less than a minute, work this out as you read...Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, its fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756.....If you haven't, add 1755. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).The next two numbers areYOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) |
posted by scavenger at 3/13/2007
3.08.2007
Time to Reflect
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door... Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question" Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?" Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour" Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour" "Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?" The father was furious,"if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed.Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior" The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down,and started to think: "May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!" The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door."Are you asleep, son?" He asked. "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man,"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.300 you asked for" The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father."Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled. "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied."Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you" |
posted by scavenger at 3/08/2007